Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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