I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Can i not drive my cunt home
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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