We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Green mimosas i think yes
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Two words: blizzard sex
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
