Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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