Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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