oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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