I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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