If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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