I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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