I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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