Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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