Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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