Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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