So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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