In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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