i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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