Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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