Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize