i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
