just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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