Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
