it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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