All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
