How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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