As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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