Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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