I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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