who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
