Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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