We're like a lot better than the average bears
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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