normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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