so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize