Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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