they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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