I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
