put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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