i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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