Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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