if you like me you must not know who I am
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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