did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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