Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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