I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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