they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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