your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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