We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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