I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
