If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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