You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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