He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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