It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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